Sup breh.
Hawaii | 17 | Senior@PCHS | Going with the flow
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LOL, we're so c000l~
- Me: -I was txting her this story I found on Tumblr LOL- "... she was ded. he wispered to her corpse "I meant to sey i will luv u five-ever" (dat mean he luv her moar dan 4evr) reblog if u crey!!!
- Randi: LOL
- Me: im stio creying :'-(((
- Randi: me2!! >:[ y u have to teo me sucha deep touching story? mii makeup iz runnin
- Me: sry randi, i dnt care wat type of blog yu have. i wanted to see if yu had a hart and wud cry. itz so sad
- Randi: I hope u reblogged iht. if u didnt u dont have a heart.
- Me: I'm s0 sad. 2 sad 2 reblog. pls dnt judge me
- Randi: U hav no hart..... .... .. . ..
I don't even follow my own bestfriend's blog. Lol <3
- Randi: Why won't you follow my explicit blog?
- Me: Because I don't like it.
- Randi: What if I post pictures of waves, will you follow me?
- Me: Hm. Maybe.
- Randi: I'm going to live up to your expectations.
LOL, fuck.
- Me: Can you be late with me? I have to re-connect this. (My strapless bra straps disconnect sometimes)
- Randi: Alright. Hurry up.
- Security: Why are you guys late to class?
- Me: Ohh... cause I had to go to the bathroom.
- Security: Okay, what about you, why are you late?
- Randi: Cause she had to go to the bathroom.
- Security: So because she had to go to the bathroom, you did too?
- Randi: Yeah, I went with her because something happened. It came off. That thing. She had to put something back in.
- Security: ...
- Me: Uhhm, why are you saying it like that for?? no, It was my-
- Security: Woah, TMI already. Just go to class, go.
- Me: Randi, you made it seem like we were doing something gross in there!
- Randi: They probably think we're lesbians.
Randi's my bestfriend, my other half.
- Mr.Look: Are you guys ever apart from eachother?
- Me: No mr, we're always together. We were connected at birth and they separated us.
- Randi: We're connected from the hearts.
- Me: Yeah, Randi's my left heart and I'm her right heart.
- Randi: So when we're not together, we only have half a heart.
- Randi: Hey I made a friend project. Dude... it's so weird. It's exactly like myspace. Fucking replica.
- Me: Lol ew. That's pretty fucking disgusting.
- Randi: Make one and add me for the fucking hell of it. On your knee's bitch.
- Me: Fuck you. I am nobody's bitch. Just for that, I ain't makin one.
- Randi: I was just kidding bra. She believed. He lied.
LOL, Randi and I always watch Dr.Phil together over texting.
- Randi: Ope, docter peel is on soon. This is the plastic surgery guy. You gonna watch this one?
- Me: Hm, I don't know. I never saw previews. Is it a good one?
- Randi: Oh wait, i don't know which one this is.
- Randi: She should just shower with her husband, so it's not so scary! Save water. Shower together.
- Me: But, Randi, if you were listening, her husband works long hours...
- Randi: O. Haha.
- Me: Tickets for Dr.Phil are free. Let's go, Randi.
- Randi: Dude, lehhhgo!
While it was storming this morning.
- Me: I heard one lightning hit a tree in Pearl City.
- Randi: Yeah, my grams said its a better target if you stand under one tree.
- Me: I think she's trying to tell us something. Hey Randi, lets go to Palisades Elementary School and stand under our big tree!
- Randi: Haha, okay i'm walking to your house now. And let's cover ourselves with foil.
- Me: Okay. Hmm, I feel like hiking up the Stair Way To Heaven. Let's bring some wire with us, maybe an umbrella, and lets sit on a tree.
- Randi: Lolol dude that's just like planning our death.
- Me: Nah, I'm gonna drive there later.
- Randi: I like drive with you there (x
- Me: Lol Idunno what if we all die?
- Randi: Then it was our time to go.
- Me: That was beautiful.
- Randi: To die by your side is a heavenly way to die.
- Me: I'd rather not live if it means living with out you.
- Randi: Don't live then breh
- Me: Fuck you.
